You might think if you put a donk all-in, or literally put a gun to their head they might fold? Nope. For Donks, the adrenaline rush of taking huge risks is better than sex. Donks have a psychological problem, a gambling addiction. Donks will call any bet, to chase any draw, with any two cards. There just may be a poker donkey sitting next to you.ĭonks are the parasites of the poker world. Whether you are playing poker online, playing a live poker tournament or playing poker in a casino watch out. It is only then that the poker donkey will dig deep to gain knowledge of the game. The poker donkey will often be mad and sulk and blame the cards for the absolute terrible run of bad fortune. But, like all donkeys they finally end up on the rail watching other donkeys play. The donkey will run so good that they will be mistaken that they are actually good at poker and berate other players to their fine playing skills. Usually they will go on good runs of cards. You can expect to find a poker donkey at the lower limits of poker. Donkeys like to play and they will get paid at your expense. The poker donkey will gamble with incorrect odds and hit their miracle card. The poker donkey will hit their gut shot straight, seven high flush, and miracle full-house after a fourth street flush. A poker donkey is a bad player, or is he? A poker donkey is a gambler.

In the olden days of poker (before 1999) the bad players were called fish.

The poker donkey has replaced the poker fish.

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